The Fam


northfaces, parents money, marylou’s coffee.

loud and obnoxious girls who all hang out together and wear yoga pants instead of actual clothing. incestual to the people that they consider their “family”.
when you get your car are you going to park in the pac lot?

f-ck yes. if i park anywhere else, then the fam will run me down with their parents pick up trucks.
the family, meaning your parents/guardians and siblings.
going to nyc tomorrow with the fam.
a group of diverse(only because josh is black), close friends from the midwest(welllll….el), whom have created a gay family “unit” based on lying, cheating, boning (eachother), fake and no respect, and trying to act the exact same. ( and with cheap clothes i.e. legit group h-m-s-xuality ). of which most of the group activities consist of m-ss consumption of skeet, from watching barely legal, and imagining eachother’s b-ttholes. they need to lose their egos and grow.

ohhh those -ssholes?the fam?
whats the fam doing tonight? ….probably sitting in the junior lot trying to find something to do.

the fam is trying to “bangout” tonight?what the h-ll is that…

did you hear that the fam is doing something called freshmen friday?…?wtf…?is that what they call raping sl-tty freshmen on fridays?
baddest n-gg-z in brookline.
dude, the fam take pictures with no shirts on and finger eighth graders. i wish i was that cool.
a group of diverse, close friends from the midwest, whom have created a family unit based on trust, respect, and individuality. ( and metro-s-xuality with cheap clothes i.e. false group h-m-s-xuality ). of which most of the group activities consist of m-ss consumption of alcohol.
are you going to the fam party tonight?
what is going on at fam house tonight?
have you earned you red wings, fam!!!!!!
ohhh myyy godddd itts theee fam!!!!
how do i get inducted into the fam?

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