the fart phantom


when you drop your guts and smells it really bad, but denies it to everyone that you ever done it
riley s: eww who farted it smells like sh-t, was that you lachlan?

lachlan m: no i didn’t do it

ryan w: it was you lachlan.

tom s: the fart phantom back at it again

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