The Father/Tortuga
someone who in life has failed to achieve certain goals in the area of scoring babes and his future now holds in him being a priest, hence his middle name “the father.” the tortuga reference, tortuga being the spanish word for turtle, further implies a paranoia and fear of failure when around females and when he freaks out he tends to become a toruga, and proceed to hide himself inside his sh-ll.
random dude: that guy is just freakin out with those hot chicks around him.
random dude’s friend’s response: he must be a “the father/tortuga”.
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