The Ferret


derogatory slang for a horrendously ugly military style haircut similar to a high and tight. when all the hair on the head is shaved except for the minimal standard amount on top of the head, roughly four fingers in width. resembling a rolled up dead ferret on top of the head. the term originated at utah state university and is rumored to have first been coined by tyler worsley.
ex: john: i just got a new haircut, girls have been checking me out all day!

david: whoa john, the ferret is not a good look for anyone, shake that dead mammal of your head.

ex: james: i’ve been thinking about having my barber give me the ferret.

michael: what a terrible idea…
the act of sticking your p-n-s in a sock (of any style) and performing intercourse.
i just gave that b-tch “the ferret”, and now everytime i grab her hair i get f-ckin’ shocked!
-amanda farrel
-a social outcast who has absolutely no friends
-a person you hate more than anybody and wish would die
look at the ferret, she’s such a loser.

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