the finger ring
the ring isn’t made by the dark lord sauron, but is used for measuring your own nipple and areola size. measure using your thumb and pointer finger and make their tips meet so you form a circle. stuff your hand down your shirt and make the circle smaller or bigger depending on the size of the areola and then take your fingers back out to see the results. foolproof!
the girl had her hand down her shirt, which made jimmy worried. then she withdrew the hand and he realized she was just using the finger ring.
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