The finger test


the act of sticking 2 fingers in a womens v-g-n- and pulling them out to smell. if it smells dirty your d-ck dont care shove it in. if it smells clean go ahead and eat it(:
1.) the first time you go down on a girl.
2.) going down on someone’s mom.
3.) going down on any girl over the age of 25. “the finger test”

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