the fire escape
a male grasps his woman firmly from behind within the confines of a fire escape. the womans hands are normally placed on the rail of the stairs and the wall for added support, bent forth. upon reaching his climax, the man thrusts the woman forward down the stairs, while pulling out exclaiming “fire escape”. holding in his fluids, he rushes down to her side and promptly “puts out the flames”.
jon: “mital, we have an empty fire escape. you down??”
mital: “the fire escape? oh well actually, i’m still recovering from the wounded seagull. maybe another time though.”
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