the fix is in
the event’s been rigged and there is a conspiracy
i’m the key figure in and ongoing government conspiracy, the plot to conceal the truth about the existence of extraterrestrials. it a global conspiracy really, with key players in the highest positions of power and it reaches down into the lives of every man, woman, and child on this planet. so of course no one believes me. i’m an annoyance to my superiors, a joke to my peers. they call me spooky, spooky mulder whose sister was abducted by aliens when he was just a kid and now chases after little green men with a badge and a gun shouting to the heaven and to anyone who will listen that the fix is in, that the sky is falling, and when it hits is gonna be the biggest sh-t storm of all time…
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