the flying flapjack
the flying flapjack: when you shape your p–p into a flapjack and cover it with b-ttermilk pancakes then serve it to a friend. watch as the pancake goes flying out of their mouth.
mom, i gave our neighbor our flying flapjack!
mom: the one you hate?
me: yes! he spit it out so fast, it was like the pancake flew! you know the flying flapjack, where you cover your p–p with the pancake? n-body would know! 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
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