the flying spaghetti monster
g-d, jesus and everything. the flying spaghetti monster is the most powerful being in the universe. if you pray to the flying spaghetti monster and do the secret swag dance, you will get rich, popular and s-xy hair within seconds.
r-t-rd 1: the flying spaghetti monster is hot.
r-t-rd 2: no.
r-t-rd 1: you must be burned alive on the holy banana steak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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