The Fogarty Effect
the effect by which the longer one is in a relationship, the more like the opposite s-x one becomes.
“hey gerard, nice skirt!”
“oh thanks! my girlfriend got it for our anniversary.”
“-gasp!- i guess that’s the fogarty effect in action…”
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