The Food Network
a tv station for stay-at-home moms, aspiring chefs, and stoners. also a favorite of broke college students.
carla: i’m so hungry!
marrissa: maybe you should quit watching the food network then.
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a channel dedicated to food and cooking shows, but as proven by randy marsh on south park the food network also doubles as a p-rn channel
ex.1
t.v.: “look at how the meat just falls off the bone”
randy marsh: aww f-ck yeah thats hot -grabs blanket and proceeds to fap.
ex.2
“i wasn’t fapping to the food network
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