the four F’s

four functions regulated by the hypothalamus:
-fighting
-fleeing
-feeding
-mating
“the hypothalamus plays a major role in the regulation of basic drives related to survival, including the so-called “four f’s”:fighting, fleeing, feeding, and mating.”
–wayne weiten’s textbook psychology: themes and variations

how are fighting, fleeing, feeding, and mating the four f’s? …wait…ohhhh…
key words used during the superbowl seasons: friends, family, food, and football.
“got the the four f’s?
“no man, there’s no girls to hit on.”
“what are you talking about? i meant friends, family, foods, and football! tomorrow is the superbowl!”
1. french
2. feel
3. finger
4. f-ck
-french as in french kissing
-feel as in like grabbing eachother in a s-xual way (2nd base)
-finger as in fingering another person, “touching the other persons goodies”
-f-ck as in well… you know. intercourse
tom-which f didja get to?
pete-f?? what?
tom-you knoww, the four f’s!
pete–oh yeah dayum i forgot! um, yeah we didnt.
tom-loser.
the four f’s are like rules about dateing females, which were invented by the white man, cause were smarter then the rest. the four f’s are as follows:
find em’
feel em’
f-ck em’
forget em’
tommy: “yo jimmy, have you heard of the four f’s?”
jimmy: “nah man, what are the four f’s?”
tommy: “it’s the code the white man lives by, the four f’s are:
find em’
feel em’
f-ck em’
forget em'”
jimmy: “isn’t that a little rude to do to a girl?”
tommy: “n-gg–please.”
jimmy: “ahh cool tommy, that advice should be helpful, n-gg–thankyou.”