The Frizzly
people who have ridiculously frizzy hair. so frizzy, that, it can be simarily compared to a grizzly bear. these people can make others hurl if under attack by their unconditioned hair. afros are exempt from being called “the frizzly” becaure afros are cool. however, there is a silver lining between having a ‘fro and being a frizzly.
those of you who may considered as “the frizzly”, i suggest you get a straightner.
today.
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