the fuck system
a system of currency designed in the early 90s by an unknown nation.
follows the usd system but is quite unique in language, using a base currency of “f-cks”.
1. that’ll be 10 f-cks, even.
2. i’m not giving you a single f-ck!
3. sorry, how many f-cks was that?
4. i’ll give eight and a half f-cks for it.
5. please pay using usd or the f-ck system.
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