The Gage
the gage is when you are sucking your own d-ck and fingering you -sshole while watching teletubbies.. at the end you c-m into your own face and slap the head of your p-n-s onto a girls forehead while singing show tunes.
last night i was doing the gage. got all over my bed and gf. worth it!
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