the garlic press
when two sisters scissor but they are actually dudes.
dude 1: hey bro, i’m tired of doing the same thing every night. can we try something new for once?
dude 2: one of my work buddies told me about the garlic press. maybe we could try that?
dude 1: i love garlic!
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