The Garrett


when a man lathers peanut b-tter all over his t-st-cl-s, then encourages his two dogs to lick and nibble the peanut b-tter until he is completely satisfied.
dude 1: hey, got any crazy good tricks up yo sleeve fo mb?
dude 2: yeah try the garrett! it had me enjoyin my whole night!

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