the german tissue box


the act of using a bratwurst/sausage to rip the hymen of a female, just like opening the film on a new tissue box
person 1: hey man did you snag jessica’s virginity last night?

person 2: nah bro i hit her with the german tissue box so i wouldn’t get blood on my rod.

person 1: right on!

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