The Ghost
the swampmonsters friend in crime
the ghost is coming
5 more definitions
the ghost is done when you are doing a girl doggy style in a dark room in front of a window and you switch places with a friend who was hiding in the closet, very quickly and quietly so she does not know. he then procedes to do her from behind while you walk outside and stand in front of the window and wave at the girl.
me and bob pulled the ghost on this girl yesterday, she almost had a heart attack!
when your f-cking a girl and you pull the sheets over your head just as your about to c-m and go ooooooooooooo making ghost noises.
i was f-cking this girl the other night and i gave that b-tch the ghost.
dude u have it totally wrong, however clever it may be, thats wack, neway the ghost is executed during masturbation, or the art of solo s-x. it works better if u dont get off for a few days. then when ur jerkin n ur gettin ready to come u grab a cleenex and throw it evenly over ur tool n when u come it flies up n looks like a ghost. works better when u have more to give(c-m more) this can be done through temporarily or eat alot of cellary the night before as this can increase ur load size dramaticly
person one: dude all those nights of celbacy finally paid off last night when i did the ghost.
person 2: oh yea, how high did it measure?
person 1: i’m not quite sure, how high is ur ceiling dude, its still up there…..zing
the ghost appears between two people during the s-x act. the s-x act is occurring in the doggie style position. as the person behind is about to c-m they secretly spit onto their partners back, confusing the c-m with the spit for the individual receiving the s-x act. as the individual receiving the s-x turns to see that their partner has finished (and they believe this because they felt something land on their back) the partner giving the s-x releases their c-m into their partners surprised face. boo!
1. i whipped her around dude, and totally gave her the ghost man!
when your arm falls asleep and you then whack off using the arm that is asleep and you take it wasy it feels like you are getting a hand job from a ghost
my are fell asleep and i whacked off and when i stopped it felt like the ghost
Read Also:
- thromise
the combination of a threat and a promise, threatening someone with an action but mostly making it a promise to avoid legal repercussions. person 1: “i am going to plow you so hard you won’t walk right for a week.” person 2: “is that a threat?” person 1: “that’s a thromise.” 1 more definition a […]
- throwing shade
an incredibly high level of s-ss, often resulting in a changed facial expression; pinched lips, furrowed eyebrows, and critical glaring. whenever she speaks, i just can”t stop throwing shade at her, man! 3 more definitions throwing shade, is to throw “att-tude.” i was all up in the club “throwing shade” last night. i saw the […]
- Tindnore
when you match with someone on tinder and they neither message you, reply nor unmatch you i had 5 matches today but they all tindnored me 🙁
- tmtf
too mafia to function. when your involvement in high crime begins to interfere irreversibly with your everyday life. deepak: i couldn’t get into the onsen cause people -ssociate my tats with the yakuza. samantha: you’re tmtf.
- todzilla
coming from the word toddler & g-dzilla. a small child, capable of causing m-ss destruction. my little todzilla just emptied out the entire box of cheerios on the kitchen floor. 1 more definition a thundering toddler that is overweight, small but causes maximum devistation ! tod short for toddler and zilla short for godzilla . […]