The Gibson Special
the gibson special is a highly advanced s-xual maneuver requiring extreme flexibility. almost certainly dreamt up by a posh tw-t at oxford/cambridge university it involved the man tucking his legs behind his head whilst -n-lly penetrating his fair maiden. the lady involved straddles the not-so-gentleman whilst leaning forward. the man then then proceeds to rock backwards and forwards on his spine for a maximum of sixty seconds before sustaining long term lower back damage. oral can occur simulatenously.
girl: “hey. you disgust me. i would never like you in a million years.”
boy: “shush. come over. i’ll give you the gibson special”
girl: “ooo”
a more wonderful love story there has never been.
come over, i’ll give you the gibson special.
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