The girlfriend test
when a person is not sure whether they want to date a girl they have been hanging out with. you perform the girlfriend test: plan on hanging out with her and before you hang out with her that day, m-st-rb-t-. if you still want to hang out with her afterwards she p-sses the girlfriend test. if you don’t want to hang out with her anymore then it is strictly hormonal driven.
i wanted to know if this girl was girlfriend material so i did the girlfriend test.
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