The Glass Slipper
when the only condoms a female carries with her is a trojan magnum, and if the condom doesn’t fit she doesn’t even waste her time.
that blond girl last night tried to pull the gl-ss slipper on me, good thing i actually fit.
when the only condoms a female carries with her is a trojan magnum, and if the condom doesn’t fit she doesn’t even waste her time.
blonde pulled “the gl-ss slipper” on bryan, and the slipper actually fit. bryan was happy! yayy!
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