The Goblin
the part of a man’s hanging ball sack that shows when you moon someone.
is referred to as a person/pet.
man 1: hey man, do you wanna meet the goblin?
man 2: uhhhh sure
man 1: (pulls down pants and moons man 2)
man 2: douche
man 1: hey doucher, quit d-cking around or i’ll show you the goblin.
man 2: i’m a huge tool and fail at life and xbox.
man 1: alright, i warned you (moons man 2)
a small, ninety-five pound, genital-less, man-like creature that with his scrawny body annoys the f-ck out of humans when they try to sleep. his antics last a few hours in the night, and consist of stealing your pillows and blankets. also, if you fight back he goes for the eyes.
me: -tying to sleep-
the goblin: “the goblin!!!!!”
me: “f-ckkkkk meeeee!”
aids, hiv infection. transmission of std
“yo, i heard the goblin got him” same use as ” the monster”
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