the golden ram
the child of prophecy who attains his powers by controlling the thread of power that was separated from the three fates. he becomes superhuman and grows ram horns and gets a 25% muscle increase when he goes “golden”. he has infinite power and according to dc comics he is about 342.78 times more powerful than superman if he eats his pasta. his weakness is pineapples and the power of love. protector of grayslake, coin collector, proud single father of 1 bird, greg’s heir to the sweep single.
if you’re stuck in a jam call the golden ram! unless you’re some kind of uhhhh liberal.
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