The Good Son
an excellent movie staring elijah wood, not orlando bloom.
elijah wood is not only better looking than orlando bloom, but he is also a much better actor.
the movie where mcauley (sp?) culkin is actually evil and tries to kill his cousin (played by orlando bloom). mr. culkin was one sick b-st-rd in this movie, he shot a dog with a makeshift nailgun, tried to push his mum off a cliff, threw a dummy off a bridge and caused a 100+ car pile up. b-st-rd. at the end he falls off a cliff and dies. death to mckauley (sp?) culkin!
john- did you ever see the good son?
jacob- no, why?
john- mcauley (sp?) culkin is one sick b-st-rd.
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