the gooner
the gooner is a garden gnome who rides a tricycle that has written on the side of his tricycle “goon tyke”. he also has a hook on the end of his tricycle so he can tow vehicles off and almost forgot to mention he has a horn in the shape of a flower on the front of his tricycle.he rides up in your neighborhood with his buddy, a metal lawn chair, with him and steals your next door neighbor’s vehicle while screaming “goon tyke” at the top of his lungs. the gooner loves a boy named cody montgomery and when he sees him again he is going to rape him -n-lly.
the gooner is about to ride up in your neighborhood in his pimpin tricycle.
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