the gorilla mask
when you know you are going to have s-x that night so you shave your p-b-s beforehand and set them aside. you then c-m on the girls face and throw the p-b-s on her creating a gorilla mask.
my girlfriend didn’t know what she wanted to be for halloween so i gave her the gorilla mask.
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