The Grand Piano
when you are absolutely railing a girl from behind like an animal and she is standing up but bent over in half with her fingers playing her toes like they are piano keys.
ideally she has painted black/white toes for effect (depending on skin color)
“so the other day i folded this girl like a slice of ny pizza and told her to play the grand piano like she is getting paid for it in the middle of the minneapolis airport.”
“she said she never took music cl-ss but she not only played the grand piano she also moaned to the tune like a tijuana hooker”
“i was in church and this gilf asked me if i liked the grand piano, i instantly got turned on until i realized she meant the one on stage”
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