The Grand Theft Auto
a s-xual act made famous by the grand theft auto video game series where a man picks up a prost-tute, pays her for her services, and then runs her over in the car he picked her up in and retrieves his spent money.
steve: why is your benjamin red?
dan: i performed the grand theft auto last night and couldn’t get the blood out of the money
#grand theft auto #gta #gta iii #gta iv #gta v #prost-tute #wh-r- #vehicular h-m-cide
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