the Grapplin’ Chaplain


1. nickname for jeff goven, submission grappler and universal faith minister (used to go to various prisons & jails as an outside chaplain for the inmates).

2. a crime-fighting cartoon character based loosely on jeff goven.
the grapplin’ chaplain is small and old and cannot defeat that heavyweight college wrestler by college wrestling rules, but, allow all grappling techniques, remove all points and time limits, and the gc will win by a submission!

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