the green apple trots
a case of horrendous diarrhea which comes on unexpectedly and makes you run to the bathroom as if your like depends on it,originally named from eating green unripe apples which can cause it. but it is not limited to that in definition.
awe man i really shouldn’t have eaten all that garlic b-tter sauce with my pizza i got the green apple trots like crazy! i had just barely finished eating before my stomach starting rumbling an i ran to the bathroom as quick as i could……
friend 1-i must be sick i’ve had the green apple trots for days… friend 2-d-mn man that’s rough…
he was stupid enough to eat chocolate laxatives so he definitely deserved the green apple trots..
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