The Gretzky
to do this you must have a hockey goalie mask and a wayne gretzky jersey. to begin one must take a sh-t into the goalie mask and place it on a females head, the female must also be wearing your wayne gretzky jersey. as the sh-t drips on to the jersey and her face you turn your lady friend around and begin to prod her -sshole and v-g-n- with your p-n-s. as you do this you ask your lady friend to guess which hole you will stick your p-n-s inside. quickly turn the female around and c-m in her face shouting “i am the great one!” as you c-m in this woman’s face your friends come out from the closet, celebrating the goal, where they have been hidden the entire time and begin to jack off on the lady friend that you have been f-cking the entire time. in the end your lady friend should be covered in your c-m, sh-t, and the c-m of all your friends.
“dude!!!! the gretzky worked great last night”
“the gretzky is so much fun, my girlfriend loves it!”
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