The Guidance Center
a non-profit organization that operates under -ss backwards rules and regulations run by idiotic, ego tripping, morons with grandiose delusions.
-ssinine h-ll dysfunctional convoluted transient grossly underpaid grossly overworked stupid r-t-rded the guidance center
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