The Gusteau
the gusteau is a seduction technique designed to make or break a situation. usually implemented during a discussion in which a man has taken interest in a woman; the male will without warning reveal his genitals in hand, look at his groin, and look back up at the female.
named after the bachelor, gustavo lopez, the gusteau has helped millions of men across the globe “skip the small-talk” and “get down to business.”
friend #1: hey man! what happened with that girl after we left your party last night?
friend #2: well, she wouldn’t stop talking, so i decided to just pull the gusteau and get it over with.
friend calls another friend on the phone:
friend #1: h-llo?
friend #2: dude, i just pulled the gusteau.
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