The Guto


a quarry b-m that is proficient in the art of identifying rocks and then proceeding to smash them between his bicep and forearm, much to the delighted screams of the onlooking female geologists
man did you see the guto down in the quarry…that f-cking jackaloon crushed like 100 pieces of quartzite

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