the hairy Houdini
having a large and dense enough amount of pubic hair that can cover your p-n-s in a flaccid state. yet short enough to uncover once erect, performing a houdini-like magic trick.
girl 1: the guy from last night really surprised me, he turned out to be hung yet bushy.
girl 2: you mean you never have encountered the hairy houdini?
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