The Hairy Taco
1. (proper name) a s-xual position in which a man defacates upon a woman’s br–sts. he then lightly sprinkles pubic hair upon his feces and proceeds to simulate intercourse between her br–sts.
2. a guy sh-ts on his b-tch’s t-ts and then he puts some p-b-s on them and t-tty-f-cks her.
“oh, elizabeth, you’ll never guess! george gave me the hairy taco last night and it was absolutely divine!”
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“well, officer, tyrone tried to give me the hairy taco and i axed him to quit ’cause i ain’t into that sh-t and he didn’t so i be all p-ssed and had to shoot ‘im.”
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