The Haitian Scarecrow
when a girl stapels a mans b-lls together, with a stapel gun. he is in so much pain that he is can not move, just like a scare-crow. then the girl takes a dilido and violently thrusts it up his -ss. he has to un-stapel his b-lls and then only after that can they enjoy intercourse through the v-g-n-l method.
ian: “i had the haitian scarecrow really good last night!”
kyle: “why would you let cara do that to you!?”
ian: “i find it kinky.”
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