The Half-gift Giver
this is someone who gives you a gift, usually a gift certificate at a bar or restaurant, with the intention of you using it with them, so in effect, it is only a half-gift
danny: happy birthday, mike, here’s your gift!
mike: hey, a $50 gift certificate to rob’s good time bar, thanks!
danny: what are you doing today? i was thinking of going to robs, wanna go?
mike: ummmm, yeah, i guess…(wow, what a cheap f-ck dan is, he is the half-gift giver, looks like i’m paying for the tab, … again…)
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