The Handsome Men’s Club
an elite club of men who tend to be referred to as “handsome”. this group is shrouded by secrecy and irresistible s-xiness. few can stand against the erotic seductiveness of these men. their motto goes as follows: “wow, your handsome. your perfect. your incredible. you are one good looking son of a b-tch. good job, mom. amazing”
matt damon, tony romo, ben affleck are all part of the handsome men’s club, while jimmy kimmel is not.
to be a part of the handsome men’s club, one must first come to terms with one’s inner handsome.
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