The Happy Gambino
the act of taking your erect p-n-s, using it to point to call your shot to “knock one out of the park,”(just like the babe) grabbing the tip of it and pulling it back and turning your hips, taking a two hop side skip(like happy gilmore’s golf swing), then release the tip, turn your hips, swinging your member like a baseball bat, hard and fast and striking your target person somewhere in the face, crushing a home run by channeling the spirit of the great bambino, babe ruth! you are combining the legendary golf swing of happy gilmore and the hr smashing baseball swing of one of the greatest, and surely the most memorable baseball players of all time, to perform the most vicious, and awe inspiring penile -ssault that has, or will be accomplished! this “mushroom stamp” was designed by scientific experts to create the hardest hitting “p-ck-r slap” in the history of the universe, and pay respects to two of the greatest of their kind.
“hey man, so i walked up to homegirl sitting in a chair, pulled my d-ck out and put it in her face. and then i told her, ‘b-tch, it ain’t gonna suck itself.’ she got p-ssy, gave me a dirty -ss look, and neglected it. so i lined up and fixed her bad att-tude with “the happy gambino!”
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