The Harpoons
that which must be manned.
used in jest when an overweight and obnoxious girl enters the room and you want her removed. alludes to whaling harpoons.
or, simply, a joke to crack when a large woman is observed.
-an obese, obnoxious woman enters room-
charlie: oh my god, that is horrid! we’re gonna die!!!
dane: she’ll eat us alive, for sure! aahh!!
keith: nonsense! the harpoons, charlie! man them at once!
-battle ensues-
a s-xual act in which while fisting a girl you open your hand while it is inside of her so that she is unable to escape. based on the manner in which a barbed harpoon will not exit once it punctures its target.
frank: “yo i just harpooned my feeble asian girlfriend last night, it was ridiculous!”
alex: “once you launch the harpoon, you can’t get that sh-t out!”
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