the hawker
taking a dump in someone’s bas-m-nt.
i used my lunch break to pull the hawker on ben.
a librarian who never trusts kids and always catches people playing games. not as bad as the new b-tchy librarian but still pretty bad
dam the hawker caught me playing games and kicked me out
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