The Hellen Keller Wakeup Call
verb; when you wake up but you do
not open your eyes and you have an
erection so you start masturbating
and right when you -j-c-l-t- you open
your eyes and all you see is
magic,sparkledust, and s-m-n so in
one precise there is an action of
c-mming,flipping your sheets, and
what is equivalent to a young baby
sheep opening its eyes into a beautiful
world for the first time.
christian woke up to the h-llen keller wakeup call and all he saw was magic and a sense of freedom.
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