The Heming-way
to blast one’s head off with a shotgun, similar to the author ernest hemingway’s preferred choice of suicide.
john’s girlfriend broke up with him. rather than move on like any normal person would do, he decided he couldn’t live anymore without her and went the heming-way.
a s-x act in which the man pulls out before climax, and instead of busting a nut on the woman he c-m-sprays himself in the face. if possible he then proceeds to make out with her with a j-zz covered face.
“i got wasted last night and did the hemingway with this b-tch… she ran off in terror, and i woke up with my right eye glued shut.”
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