The Hewitt School
a school in manhattan that produces unique young women who head down vaired pathways and are different than one another; much unlike the other cookie-cutter girls schools in the city. addicts, bosses, fashionistas, ceos, aesthetes, women = the hewitt school alumnae.
if you lined up two girls from each girl’s school in manhattan you’d be able to choose the girls from the hewitt school because they wouldn’t look like robotic twins.
within a warm façade that blends into the museums and townhouses of manhattan’s upper east side, the young women of the hewitt school are the center of an educational program that encourages independent thought and creativity. . .
but cutting to the chase, we hewitt girls are not the hoes or sl-ts people from other private schools deem us to be. we are just as smart and rich and hot as those other dolls from spence,chapin,etc; and we’re just as smart. we just know how to party better. and, we attract the boys at all the parties =)also, our athletics and academics are off the chain.we end up being pretty successful and the miss independent(s) that other all girl private schools envy.
browning guy:”did you go to the party last night that the hewitt school hosted?”
collegiate guy: “h-ll yeah, you know those hewitt girls party hard.”
“is that a hewitt girl?”
“yeah”
“what college does she go to?”
“i dunno. probably an ivy.”
in a nutsh-ll: “hewitt girls do it better.”
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