The “hey man”
a greeting originally coined by the st. express. it is followed by an endless array of words, without any regard for conversational traction.
st. express : “hey man”
random recipient: -runs for his life
st. express: “hey man”
random recipient (rr): “hi” (oh no i just got presented with the “hey man”
st. express: “yeah so i just talked to the owner of a hardware store in malibu, he asked me if i wanted to work for him. lol. i was like yeah there is no way. i mean the weather is nice and all, but i am just no good with hardware. you know what i’m saying?”
st. express: “i was talking to him after last week’s meeting with the board of a local charity i’m involved in. he’s not actually in the charity but he wanted to get involved, and all of a sudden he just offers me the job, right of the bat”
st. express: “but i said yeah dan, because that’s his name. actually i think it’s his middle name, his first name is john but he doesn’t like to be called that so he lets people call him dan. frankly i don’t think john is a too bad name. i mean, john wayne? right?! yeah, no so he prefers dan.”
st. express: “so i said dan; listen. i know i got many talents; but selling hardware isn’t one of them. thank you for your offer, i am flattered by it. i will p-ss it on to some friends of mine who are better at that sort of thing.”
etc.
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