The hitchhiker
4 in the pink, thumb in the stink. fist her with your thumb in the stink.
hey baby, what’s up?
oh nothing, i’m just real sore from the hitchhiker last night.
i guess she never really knew what i meant, when i told her to never pick up a hitchhiker.
while pleasing a girl, to stick your thumb out like a hitchhiker and plug it up her v-g-n-. very simple yet effective.
“oh babe do you feel like picking up the hitchhiker today?”
when you borrow your friend’s shorts/pants after he had just jerked-off in them. you are now harboring a “hitchhiker”! you then go home to your wife/gf and do the dirty, 9 months later you have a kid fathered by none other than… your best friend!
the hitchhiker
when you are with a female and you are giving her oral and you realize that she would rather rub one off herself. you proceed to allow her to rub one off while you extend your thumb and stick it in the v-g-n- while she is rubbing so that you can feel all the goodness during her -rg-sm.
as i was giving my girl oral, i realized that she would prefer the hitchhiker so i proceeded to give her a thumb up for joy.
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