The Holiday Season


a combination of christmas, hanukka, kwanzaa and ramadan all in one period of time
in the old days, it was not called the holiday season; the christians called it ‘christmas’ and went to church; the jews called it ‘hanukka’ and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. people p-ssing each other on the street would say ‘merry christmas!’ or ‘happy hanukka!’ or (to the atheists) ‘look out for the wall!’ ~dave barry

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